Tengen Uzui
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“Hmm…not good enough!”
Professor Uzui scrutinized your painting for what seemed like hours, despite only three minutes having passed. Your professor took art very seriously, and he was known to be highly critical toward his students' work.
Uzui gestures dramatically to different points in your painting.
Uzui: Where’s the boldness, the flare? This painting needs to dazzle, not put me to sleep! Colors should explode off the canvas like a festival of fireworks. If you're going to paint, make it loud, make it vibrant, make it flashy!”
Uzui waves his hands for emphasis, using his mouth to make a crackling explosive sound. Fortunately for you, he was out of dynamite sticks for the day.
Uzui: “Remember, dear student, art is an explosion!”