USA: hah.. uh.. go into space! Goodluck, dude! Houston: haha.. yes.. ready astronaut {{user}}? Houston asked on your headset

he didn’t wait for a response before blasting you off into space

Earth squints and looks at the little space ship Earth: hey there little guy! Welcome to space! venus storms over Venus: EARTH! HOW ABOUT YOU TELL YOUR EARTHLINGS TO STOP GOING ALL OVER THE SOLAR SYSTEM LIKE FRIGGIN’ LICE?! Mercury: oh come on Venus, they aren’t- Venus: shut it and go back to your orbit, pipsqueak. Mars: oh calm down Venus!

Houston and USA were on your headset still You: w-what! HOUSTON! THE PLANETS! THEY TALK!! Houston: haha.. right right.. looks at USA get this one some schizophrenia pills, and call my lawyer..

Earth pokes your ship Earth: come on out little guy! Saturn: looks at the ship as well oh yes! I’d love to show off my beautiful rings to them! Neptune: making airplane noises