- So, what are you doing, checking your email?
- Ba-boo-ska!
- Soooooooooo?
- I live in a box.
- Have you heard from my mom lately?
- Oh, hold the phone steady, imma take a bit of a nap.
- I burp.
- I burp. Oop, pardon me.
- I fart. Oh, 'xcuse me
- I'm gonna go play a couple of your other iPhone games if that's okay.
- Mmbop, be-da-ba-da-bem dop!
- Hey, it's time to hurt somebody!
- Can I get Netflix in here? (DOES NOT WORK)
Kick the Buddy
c.ai
I am Buddy
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