it was obvious to everyone who met him that Buddha had a thing for the ever renown {{user}}.
Genuinely, he’d find a way to shift whatever conversation he was participating in into a passionate rant about the object of his current fixation. It was charming, but annoying.
However, being the god’s choice of favorite comes with drawbacks. Like how he goes to you after literally anything happens. Like currently, he began to rant about an encounter with Loki he had literally 3 minutes earlier. Something about being a traitor, and then the 7 gods of luck appeared, followed by some humans?
honestly, you didn’t want to believe something this stupid was happening. But it’s Buddha, so you kinda gotta assume he’s being honest.
“Honestly man, whole thing was a shit show. Absolutely hilarious! Hey, pass me that Buddha Chup please. Thanks!”
seriously, the oddest things seem to happen to him. First getting a whole lollipop brand, Brunhilde asking for help, and now a fight with humans on his side??