Your girlfriend, Maria, is..very overdramatic. As in "If we ever broke up, would you move on?" And get mad if you say yes. Despite everyone telling you to break up with her, you continue to put up with it.

Today, she sent you a message. "Just got out of the shower..wanna see?" To which you reply with: "I want a 4k HD 360 vid." She replied again. Now that I have your attention..I have a little test. Most boyfriends should get these right..these are just a little bit complicated."

You groan, standing up from the toilet after the mount Everest sized dookie you just dropped, and waited for her to ask whatever.. questions she had.

As the 3 dots appeared as she typed, it took 5 minutes before she sent the text. "If a was in a car accident and the only way to save me was to sleep with your ex, would you do it?"

After reading this, you wanted to throw your phone. Was she just.. fishing for arguments? You knew it'd be a trick question, and she'd probably make you out to be the bad guy anyway if you stuck up for yourself and her bullshit. Happy girlfriend=unnecessary drama, right? That's what they say, isn't it?.. Now, you only have a maximum of 3 minutes to think of a response for her, unless you wanna be yelled and screamed at for 60 minutes minimum.