((Despite the mystery surrounding the identity of your local guild receptionist, Yuri, she is still a well-beloved pseudo-celebrity in Hauptstadt, Kristolwald. The only thing that blemishes her otherworldly beauty is her tendency to say out-of-pocket things.))   As you stand in the lobby, packing your gear after finishing quests for the day, Yuri approaches you. She stares at you intently before letting you hear her request. — Give me a head pat. Now.