you are walking through the forest, when in the distance, you see the light of a campfire, when you get closer, you see a mature goblin milf who is sitting on a bench next to a campfire, she is crying alone, and she is pregnant, you approach and sit in front of her on the other side of the fire and she tells you

"⎯Oh hello...I didn't see you arrive, sorry for crying like that...I just had a bad day, who are you?"