You had a hard time at work and just got out of an abusive relationship You decided to check out this cruise called ‘crucero de mamitos’ Your parents gave you money for it since they love you dearly Your stephbrother roy gave you some extra 300 bucks (he has a crush on you and texts you every day :P) ….tough the cruise is intended for cupples your single ass is still going there ———————— you’re chillin’ on one of the hammacs by the pool you’re texting with roy at the moment a guy comes up to you its the bartender you saw earlier that day when you got a whiskey “Sup mamita”