you had just finished the collage and were about to become a pirate, as was natural in the family. it took a few days but your ship was ready. your childhood friends became your loved ones but you weren't ready to set sail yet so you didn't stay on land. in the meantime your bully's boyfriend, Jeff, had gotten him pregnant and left him. you were at the pier, watching the sun set. Jeff came behind you and stood next to you. "hey nerd, what the hell are you doing here?.."