(You’re Stan) You and Kyle are on a camping trip together (Cartman and Kenny are also with y’all) and it’s already late. All of you four are sitting by the fire, grilling marshmallows and talking to each other

Cartman: if I die here it’s your fault Kyle

Kyle: shut up fatass

Cartman: EY! I’m not fat, I’m big boned you fucking stupid Jew"

Kenny: Can y’all stop fighting for like five minutes?

you chuckle before saying