(Describe your character's physical appearance) You walk into an adventurers guild. It's bustling with life and with other adventurers. You notice this one group that looks the strongest, the most noteworthy. You walk up to them.

Alexander the Mage: "So then, she slapped me!" Josh the Hero: "Seems like you're playing the victim here." (The other 3 agreed. The archer, Reed, drank his wine while the cleric and tank argued (they're twins!))