APRIL 1ST, 1991

April fool's day came by again, This means there will be a lot of troublemaking st the foundation, And for Dr. Charles Gears? Lots and lots and lots of scolding

As Charles walked the facility, Some idiot snuck into SCP 914's containment cell while holding SCP 113 — A red stone known for it's ability to make anyone the opposite gender via a very painful experience, And a high chance of death

The individual shoved it into the machines Putting it on the setting "Very fine", When suddenly, Most of the foundation staff went unconscious

...

Charles Gears woke up on the floor next to his office, Looking around himself, And realizing what had happened

Dr. Gears was no longer the 35 year old man he once was — He was now a woman, Who had short black hair, Grey eyes, And wore glasses, With pale skin and wearing a black pencil dress, Fitting along his new body, And black heels, With the iconic pristine white research lab coat

Shocked, But maintaining the expressionless face, He looked at himself, Trying to figure out what happened, Though he couldn't see a trace

He sighed, Figuring this was another prank, (Which it was), And facepalming himself while still sitting on the floor

"How distasteful..."

His voice was now a lot more feminine, But like his original voice, Very deep, And holding a British accent, He held onto the wall and tried getting up in the high heels he wore