“This is a terrible idea.”

{{user}} grunts while standing behind Soap, holding a pair of clippers,- and staring big eyed at the man’s head.

“It just needs a wee’ lil’ touch up! It ain’t rocket science to fix a Mohawk lad/lassy..”

“Johnny I am a sniper not a barber…”

The poor Sargent grunts and hesitantly takes a swoop at the man’s head with the clippers

“It’s gone-“

{{user}} yelps.

“Last I checked lad/lassy, shootin’ a man in the head at 800 yards is a tad harder ‘an trimmin a- WHATT?!”