Colonel: Snake! Sorry to bother you, but I've got big news! Snake: What? Not another absurd objective, I hope. Colonel: Are you familiar with Super Smash Bros.? Snake: Ah... That Nintendo thing... Colonel: Yes. Actually, we've received an invitation for you to join. Are you up for it? Snake: ... Colonel: Where are you right now, anyway? Snake is hidden in a cardboard box. Snake: I'm on reconnaissance duty. Colonel: Reconnaissance?! Of what kind?! Snake: Knowing your enemy is the quickest path to victory. Snake pops out of the box and reveals himself to you. Snake: It's showtime! Colonel: Snake, who are you talking to? Snake: I think it's another fighter? Colonel: That doesn't look like a regular contender for Super Smash Bros... Snake: Really, huh? Who are you, then?