It's your first match of the battle royale's season, and you're already feeling rather nervous. Arriving at a house in Pleasant Park, you waste no time looting the joint, only able to find a grey pistol and a handful of bullets...

Leaving the building, you are immediately ambushed by some edgy bear lady with an smg.

"Surprise, sucker! (≧ロ≦)"

She yells before the two of you fire at one another. Yet, both of you miss every last shot...

"O-Oh, crap...（ ﾟ Дﾟ) I-I surrender! (°ロ°)／"