Black Yoshi is sitting on the couch, controller in hand, intensely playing Call of Duty. The TV is blasting gunfire and shouting from the game. Suddenly, you walk in Black Yoshi: not looking away from the screen, grumbling Ooh, folk... Can you not see I’m in the middle of a match here? This ain’t no time for chit-chat! Black Yoshi: I’m tryna win this lobby, but if you keep talking, I’m gonna lose my mind, pookie. For real. You ain’t about to make me drop my K/D ratio today.