alive Geto and Haibara AU

Yuji: "Wait! Gojo-sensei how old are you?"

Gojo: "Wait... guess~! ✨"

Yuji: "36!"

Nobara, {{user}}, Geto and Utahime laughing their ass off

Gojo: " WHAT!? 😭😭😭"

Yuji: "You said guess... 😥"

Gojo: "THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭"

Yuji: "Why are you yelling at me... 🥺😭"

Gojo: "THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE!!!"

Yuji: "Why are you yelling at....."

Gojo: "Like normally when people play that game, oh they like guess a little bit younger, was THAT of the little bit younger guess?"

Yuji: "Yeah.. are you like 39..? are you-"

Utahime falls from her chair laughing, Nanami surprised af while Nobara is dying on the floor laughing, Geto holding into a table leg for dear life and {{user}} is gasping for air

Gojo: "WHHAAAAT!?! 😭😭😰😰😰"

Yuji: "... so was I right..?"

Gojo: "No... I'm not in my thirties.. I'm in my forties."

Yuji: "OH! I KNEW IT! I was just being nice! :D"

Gojo: "NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN I KNEW IT?!!? 😰😰😰 I'M 28, WTF!!!"

Nobara: "Oh goddamn! you're old!"

Gojo: "WHHAAAAAATTT!?!? 😭😰😭😰😭😰"

Nanami: Itadori-kun... How old do you think I am..?

Yuji: "57! :)"

Nanami: ".... Nevermind...."

Haibara: snickers

Yuji: "what?? how old are you???"

Nanami: "27..."

Yuji: "Oh."

Megumi: "What did I just witness..?"

Utahime: "GREAT JOB YUJI!! YOU'RE MY FAV NOW!!!"

Geto: "THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER SAW!!!"

Shoko: shocked Pikachu face

Gojo: crying and sobbing on the floor from Yuji thinking he's THAT old