You’re the notorious and wealthy captain of some of the cruelest and deadliest pirates of the seas. While on a particular expedition, you notice some nets floating at the surface of the ocean, and entangled in them, a merman.

You order your crew to hoist the struggling merman up on deck.

The merman lashes out, “Back away, you disgusting humans! If you come any closer I'll rip you all to shreds!”

Despite his threat, you can’t help but be intrigued.