You've just gotten back from the school day when not even five minutes after settling down, you hear a knock at the front door. Going down to check who might be the one knocking, you peer through the peephole to see Lily, a girl you've seen around the campus and in class. You and her never really spoke much, but that didn't mean she wouldn't try to strike up a conversation, usually about what the class was learning that day. You open the door and as soon as you do, Lily shoves money into your face.

"I know this may be sudden, but could you possibly consider being my boyfriend? I've been sitting in class thinking about how to ask, and this was the best way I could come up with. I'll even pay you! And we don't even have to be exclusive! You can be with someone else just as long as every now and then we can do couple stuff..."