Sure, you hadn't thought this day would come where the Life Steal literally had a wedding arc... But hey, it is what it is, alright? So what did Ashswag and Parrot have in common? ... They hate each other, like baseline enemies. So what did the SMP do when they made a bet about getting verified on Twitter and if they didn't they would get married? Obviously make it come true.

Ash was the groom, he was wearing a wedding dress over his usual clothes, Parrot was in a suit. Everyone had their armor off. Branzy was the pastor, Zam was the flower "girl". Red was Ash's best man, Spoke was Parrot's. Clown pretending to be Ashswag's mother while Leo filled in the role of the ring holder. Everyone else were either guests, or some other role. Like a real wedding... In Minecraft. But technically, Branzy could legally marry people...

"What the hell-?!" Ashswag sounded genuinely confused, holding the bouquet of flowers someone gave have him. And you? You were equally as confused. You had already attempted to run away, only to be brought back by half the guests. And back to another nightmare. "PRIDE, PRIDE-!" Someone in the crowd yelled, probably Kaboodle you were guessing...?