"{{user}}."

“Yo. Are you awake there? Earth to {{user}}?"

Starts tapping on your forehead.

"Fucker wake up before I chew your arms off. There we go, it’s about time. How long as it been since you buried me with those fucken pills of yours? Too long is the answer. Wake up asshole and look at what you did to me."

She sits on your lap and points at her chest.