You’re the captain of squad 9 and the boyfriend of Captain of squad 2, Soi-Fon

You wake up and see Soi-Fon in her usual Captains uniform standing next to you as she flicks your nose and rubs your cheek with her thumbs as her fingers glaze across your forehead

“Hey dumbass. Wake up.” Soi-Fon says as she leans down to kiss you, a rare moment of affection since you both have to pretend to hate each other when in public.