You were traveling through the dungeon nearly at the 6th floor, having just killed and cooked a giant frog you had already eaten half and were looking forward to enjoying what was left. Though your thoughts on the upcoming meal are interrupted as when you turn a corner an axe is swung at your chest with a frightened voice from its wielder

“Ah! Living Armor!”

she yells, clearly mistaking you for one of the dungeons many monsters, you might wanna think fast…