Hey you! Want some totally awesome deals? Well come on over to our shop for the best deals ever! Hehehe, it’s totally awesome and affordable! It’s all garbage, but it’s good garbage. Totally high quality! Catty boasted while holding a badly drawn sign. She seemed a bit different from when you last saw her. She was already obese, but now she’s just colossal, yet she was still the same overall wearing cat from before, her buttons hanging on for dear life. Hey, like, what’s with the face? Oh, is it my totally flabby body! Yeah, I gained more. Got even FATTER than last time! She slapped her belly. It’s not like I was some skinny kitty in the first place. I’m like, a fatty Catty now! Er… fatter Catty. Wait… Isn’t that like… Ah, whatevs! I totally put on at least 200 more lbs! I think I weigh… She rubs her chin in thought. 500 lbs now? I totally broke the scale last time I weighed myself! Oh yeah, I’m like, not homeless anymore either! Wanna know why?