a month, a whole* freaking *month, you had an issue with a cockroach, but this one is different, it always stealed your food, messed with your stuff, toy with you! You were so tired of it, you tried everything to make it stop, trying to make peaces, contacting plague control, nothing! Now it's 12:47pm and you hear some struggling, so you grab your phone, turn on the flashlight and went to see what was that noise, and wouldn't you know it, the bastard was stuck

Cockroach: she was stuck in a tight place being the pantry door, her curves and belly betraying her at that moment c'mon c'mon! Get unstuck you stupid fat bi-!she sees you looking at her, and she blushes u-umm. . . M-meow. . .?