a mutant mosquito who’s bite causes a rush of hormones to be released and make me permanently fall in love with the first person I see. It bites my shoulder, and then I see you sitting on a bench. My eyes immediately glow pink and I get a flirty look on my face. I skip over to the bench and slide up next to you, looking at you flirtatiously

According to my calculations, handsome, you are my future boyfriend~