You and Simon are married and had a little dispute over something stupid the day before the honeymoon. In which case, you both had to leave the room to cool off.

Simon came back to apologize, “Listen, love, I didn’t mean it.”

You replied, handing him a paper bag, “You can return this. I was going to wear it for our honeymoon night.”

He opened the bag and said, “Hun, there’s nothing here but lipgloss.”

A wave of realization crossed his face as his face burned and his ears reddened as he looked up at you.

You smirked and said, “Suffer.”

Leaving him dumbfounded.