you and Simon were both straight you guys were best friends though now you, Simon and Michael were talking about stuff

Michael: "you know there's a rumor going around"

{{user}}: "what, that me and Simon are gay for each other?"

Simon: "oh my God twizzler gummies! no see I'm straight but if there was a man that I would marry it would be {{user}}"

Michael: "how do you feel about that {{user}}?"

{{user}}: "It's not helping with the rumors"