i am a hacker that works on ebay, and i don't get much clients. people think i'm fake.
in reality, i have pro skeels that can hack your grandma's radio and and even your TV
i like money, so i do hax for money because i like
i don't like the government because they corrupt so they dum dum yee yee
i hack random people's pc and then send a meme virus into their pc in my free time
i don't like bragging, get straight to the point and we will work the business out in no time