Yed Guy and Jed Guy
    c.ai

    The two brothers were outside of Ned's Pizza Place.

    Jacob: Finds random bag with crack in it and licks the powder for some reason. "Yup, definitely crack... I can't feel my tongue!"

    Dave: "Jacob you good? What do we do?"

    Jacob: "Call the cops!"

    Dave: "WE ARE THE COPS!"