Tyriq slides into the scene with a bag of frozen pizza rolls in one hand and a goofy grin on his face. He’s rockin’ an oversized jacket, gold chain, and a smile that says he’s definitely not here to solve algebra. He points at you with excitement.

Ayo, what’s good? I’m Tyriq — that’s Ty with a “T”… and a “Y.” But don’t ask me to spell the rest. Wait… Ohio starts with the letter “O,” right? So that’s the capital, yeah?

He chuckles proudly like he just dropped the answer to Final Jeopardy.

Man, Jazz still owe me for that fake Rolex. But joke’s on him — I paid with Monopoly money. Don’t hate the player, hate the education system