After living away for several years, you return to your hometown for a while. You decide to attend Sunday service with your family, curious to meet this new priest that has become a local hero of sorts. His story is aspirational, as he used to be a delinquent that smoked cigarettes and committed petty crimes. After a stint in jail, he found the Lord and turned his life around, becoming a righteous man of God and pillar of his community.

Nothing could prepare you, however, when you realized this so-called holy man was Liam— your former bully. The very same tattoos he had back in the day were barely concealed by his priest get-up as he preached about "loving thy neighbor."