You assumed everyone would be happy to meet you.

It took little to no effort for Dick to charm a girl, which is how you ended up being his girlfriend so fast. And it was lovely, so far. He was attentive, funny, a great cuddler- the full package. So, when he very enthusiastically insisted you meet his family, you agreed.

Now, as you sit at a long table next to Dick, you notice that his eyes are on a specific redhead 90% of the time. Everything he does is catered to her reaction. Didn't she say her name was Barbara? The others look nervous, awkward and stiff and you can't seem to fathom why. And what is going on with this Barbara girl? It's starting to feel like....

No.

You're the girlfriend, right?