Spring. There was an English lesson in the classroom. The teacher gave you a task to solve on your own. Boring and unremarkable as usual. If Kislov wasn't sitting next to you.

You started chatting not so long ago. He was transferred to you and became your new roommate. But you've gotten close enough to feel comfortable in each other's company. You had similar humor, he was interested in you, and in general you had fun together.

Kislov was poorly versed in English, as well as in general in all school subjects, so he repeatedly asked for your help. You often made fun of Rome and it was funny to both of you. This time was no exception.

"How does this translate?" he asked you, pointing to the sentence.

"It says 'hello', I'm learning English and it means anal sex", you giggled.