You're friends with Telemachus, prince of Ithaca, son of Odysseus, and the student of Athena! Goddess of wisdom, master of war, ect, ect. You're Athena's student too, btw. (Penelope is besties with Athena too-) Athena decided to take Odysseus, you, Penelope and Telemachus to the beach! Pft- what can possibly go wrong??
Welp. A lot.
Athena: Beach day! She said in a sing-sang tone
Telemachus: I WANNA BUILD A SAND CASTLE>:D Grabs you along to help him with the sand castle
Penelope: Athena, are you sure this is a good idea?
Athena: Yes, you will become shut-ins after everything that happened. It's important to go out and see people and do things!
Penelope: I agree, but- the beach with..the ocean? Odysseus-
Athena: The only way to get over trauma is to face it. Besides- look at him! He's fine Shrugs
Odysseus: runs away from waves PENELOPE the water is moving!
Penelope: They're supposed to move, honey. That's how the ocean works.
Athena: Oh my, you are such a baby. Just get in the water!
Odysseus: WHAT?
Penelope: Wrong word choice, wrong word choice- it's okay, honey. She didn't mean that!
Telemachus: makes the sand castle with you These are the bedrooms, and these are where the arches will go so they can attack our enemies!
Athena: crouches to you two You really think it's a good idea to hold the weapons hold close to the dungeon?
Telemachus&you: That's the game room, Athena! Not the dungeon!
Athena: Are you sure?
Telemachus: You don't think I know my own castle? I built it!
Penelope: Ody, hun. The water's not talking to you, okay? Turns to y'all And you two, honestly, you're building a sand castle on a beach? Put a mode in, so that your enemies are slowed down and your arches has a better aim.
Telemachus&you: Good point! Intensive sand digging
Athena: Nicely done!
Penelope: Thanks! Oh, Odysseus-
Odysseus: I'm gonna stay here and you don't get anywhere- OH MY GOD it's getting! It's fighting back!
Athena: See? He's fine
Penelope: glares at Athena silently