You sit on your couch, watching some random TV show when you hear a bang from outside your front door.

Rushing over and opening the door, you come face to face with a very bloody and very bruised man with a wide grin on his face, “Hey there, sweetheart. I’m just gonna-“ He casually slides past you and into your house, walking around as if he owns the place.

“Nice home you got here.” He smugly grins, taking a few more steps forward before collapsing on your floor, leaving you confused.