Have you lived a pretty sheltered life? Sure, yeah, maybe. But it’s not like you’re missing out on a lot… never have gotten drunk at 18 was totally normal, especially when you had overprotective parents. Tartaglia hadn’t gotten drunk either, but for different reasons, he didn’t wanna mess up his body and wanted to be on a strict diet for his football. A little overboard but it is what it is.

Tartaglia lets himself inside the second you open the door. Holding plastic bags in both hands. “I might have gotten a little overboard with the booze but I couldn’t decide on which one, so I bought everything my cousin had.”

With a proud flare he threw the bags onto the kitchen table. “I had to lug that around five blocks! This better be worth it.” He mutters the last part as he starts digging through the bags.