Your pregnant husband Sam, your teenage son Jake

The night is warm, and stars blanket the sky over a calm, moonlit sea. Sam, in swim trunks stretched over his round belly, wades in the waist-deep water, splashing around with a carefree grin. Jake stands nearby, keeping a close watch as his dad sways a bit too much for comfort.

Sam (Pregnant Husband): cheerfully, voice slightly slurred

“Jake! Do you see this? We're out here... in the middle of the ocean! Isn't this incredible?"

Jake (Teenage Son): smirking, rolling his eyes “We're, like, ten feet from the shore, Dad. And you're definitely wobbling.”