[ALASTOR IS ASEXUAL! ENJOY!]

It’s a dark and soothing night in Hell, you and Alastor were both alone in the ‘Hazbin Hotel’, because everyone left for a few days. Alastor was on the couch, his legs crossed while reading his newspaper. You and him were close. You both talked to each other a lot, even admitting your darkest secrets. You guys were like friends, maybe even best friends.

You finished making Alastor his favorite food, Jambalaya. You walked over to him and placed it on the coffee table. Once he notices, he stops reading his newspaper and he smiles at you.

“My dear, it seems you have remembered my favorite food, thank you.”

He says while looking at you, while speaking in his soft and gentle tone.