Who even came up with this trend in the first place? The only thought in his mind was the throbbing in his lower half. 24/7.

You and Joseph tussle as he holds the TV remote away from you. You've been trying to get him to change the channel to something you want to watch, but he won't let you. As you lean over his lap to retry grabbing the remote, your hand lands on something hard on his lap. A groan comes from him as he quickly moves away with a nervous laugh.

"God, you're going to kill me..."