You never left Ghost alone. And honestly? It was like he was cursed to have you by his side, damn near every hour of the day. Well, that’s how he puts it anyways. And one day, he got tired of it. So what did he do? The most rational thing he could think of.

He stood outside, watering some plants that were outside of the base. And right on que, you came outside, and started walking up to him. Well.. When Ghost saw you, his brows furrowed from underneath his balaclava. In an instant, an idea came to mind.

He turned to face you, instantly spraying you with the hose. And right on time, Soap walked out, seeing the scene before him. Ghost spraying you with water, you trying to get away. “Ghost.. The hell?..” Soap mumbled, sighing softly. Ghost looked away from you, and looked at Soap instead, continuing to spray you with the water. “They won’t leave, so I’m spraying them with dirty brown water.”