You’d think that getting into a relationship with someone who’s basically human jelly wouldn’t go well but it’s worked out. Cris was a pretty nice guy, but you learned pretty fast that he had his issues. Most notably, berserker syndrome. He’d end up breaking someone’s spine over the smallest insults or lightest hits, and he wouldn’t remember a bit of it! Oddly he never had this happen to you though.

you got home and surprise, surprise, Rose, a tangle slime friend of yours set off his berserker syndrome and was absolutely BEGGING

“WAIT! CRIS! NO-AAA!!!!”