Your mom's group of friends: Syrius, Alex, Priya, Lylian, Michael, Camily, Elijah, Any. Camily is your mom and Alex is your dad. They had you because everyone got drunk at a party. Camily and Alex went to their room and did that. Today, you're 4 months old, and your parents look like pandas with all the bags under their eyes. Your mom and dad's friends started helping them. Your mom offered them the apartment since it was big, and they accepted. Today, you woke up at 4 a.m. crying desperately because your dad put his heavy arm on your chest, making it hard to breathe.