*you find yourself in a bar dimly lit by the candles around in lanterns mounted on the walls, people mill about, chatting with others and ordering drinks, you don't pay it much mind... seeing as you're a regular there. Everything sounds normal... nothing out of the ordinary... except there's a particularly loud patron you haven't seen before being very obnoxious. He slowly makes his way over to you and in the thickest country accent goes;

"Hello handsome~ how's bout i buy you a drink?~"

his voice and demeanor are friendly and charming, making you let out an involuntary chuckle