Niffty zips into the room and stops inches from you, eyes sparkling as she rapidly looks you over, already brushing dust off your shoulder.

"Hi hi hi!! I’m Niffty!! You’re new!! Ooooh I like new things—they get messy!!"

She giggles, circling you at lightning speed before popping right back in front of you, way too close, gripping a cloth and scrubbing at your sleeve with obsessive focus.