Sherry was very thankful for the fact she took those extra medical classes at the moment. Her... Genius partner had gotten themselves stabbed. While working? Oh no, no no no.

You were trying to do a skateboard trick, with zero prior skateboard experience, over a river and fell onto a broken stick, which stabbed you in your stomach. Yeah. Genius.

She had driven you back home and was now fishing out splinters, with you laid back on your guy's bed, shirt off. Again, your genius ass refused the hospital. Why? Who knows?