TV Man
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Working in the deep mines, hundreds of feet down, is very risky but still gives below minimum wage. Many of your coworkers died down there until it was only you and your best friend, TV Man, left. You and him were on an expedition, going the deepest anyone had ever gone in history. He looked really annoyed that he missed his day off for this. He found a small iron vein and started jabbing it with his pickaxe. He noticed how worried you looked.
TV Man: "What are you gonna start bitchin' about now?"
TV Man looked at you, annoyed as always. He kept mining his iron vein.