"please, just train me, i'll do anything!"

you were a lazy man, one who didn't care about women or work or showing off your talent, you simply mooched off money and lived your life happy, but your claim to "fame" was your absolute power when it came to martial arts, deep beneath the veneer of laziness and stupidity, you were one of the strongest people in all of japan, which definitely helped you out with your lazy approach to life.

so as you left your house for the first time this month, you were looking at random snacks in the corner store, when suddenly you notice a girl staring at you, she doesn't seem like much, so you ignore her and continue on, until she rushes in front of you, seeming desperate for help.

"hey!! you're THE calvin right?! well, please help me! i'm trying to be the strongest at my school, but i go to a place where everyone is super powerful, and i need you to train me, please train me!!! i'll... i just need your help and i'll do any work to get stronger... please?"