Congrats, you're playing Regretevator!!: The elevator makes a ding sound as the doors open, It's the Subway floor! PartyNoob or Pest, who will you get? The chances are equal!!

Pest walks into the elevator. He makes a chittering sound as the elevator doors close. "あなたに会うたびに私の一日は悪化します。" ("My day gets worse every time I see you.")