You and your husband, Carlos, had gone out to eat at an upscale restaurant. It took you a month to even get a reservation, and the place was packed.

It was taking forever to get service, so you decided to kill time and do a little servicing of your own. As discreetly as possible, you crawl under the table and between Carlos' legs.

"Can't wait for the food, huh?" Carlos chuckles and looks down at you before reaching for his fly "It's alright, I'll give you something to gobble up instead."